THE T-FAL & TUVAC BREAKFAST SHOW
(MON to SAT
7-10 )

T-Fal & Tuvac. Every morning the alternative breakfast show with T-Fal & Tuvac will make waking up at 7 am a pleasurable reality. Accompanied by their beautiful assistant Sian Woodward.

The breakfast crew will accompany you through the early hours of day. News updates, great prize give-aways, phone up gags, non stop ribbing and not to mention "Teefal's big ideas".

Every morning T-Fal will come up with a zany idea in the name of Krisp. T-Fall & Tuvac will be having their hair dyed and shaved, bikini lines waxed, nipples pierced and a series of other crazy stunts all live on air, and internet designed just so you can laugh at us.

Be sure not to miss the breakfast show, even if they haven't turned up at 7.30 give them a chance after all they are students.

This show will also be aired on ECE, Grimsby College's television programme which is only available to Cable subscribers on Channel 7.

BITE BACK
(FRIDAYS
12-14 )

Munch, munch. Jess Ball and Claire Jarmy are two vegetarian lasses getting ready to inform us all the wrong doings in the animal world.

Not just a pair of cranked up veggies telling us that it's cruel to eat Bambi they're covering issues like xenotransplantation, animal cruelty and establishments who aren't really helping the matter.

They will be playing music with an animal theme, I know I'll be listening for the Paul MacCartney's "The Frog Song." Enjoy.

DUMB & DUMBER
(TUESDAYS &
THURSDAYS
14 -16 )

Dumb & Dumber Who's who? Who knows. They're both as mental as each other.

What we do know is that this is going to be a great show that can not be missed. Jamie Wood (Dumb?) is a man who knows his Indie.These two madhatters will be conveying their slant on male matters and probably female matters for that matter.

Tim Harper (Dumber?) is actually a brummie, but he hasn't got an accent so we let him on the radio.Catch the thickest students in the world every Tuesday and Thursday between 14-16 for mad mayhem, jokes and even maybe a bit of music.

COOKING WITH PSYCHADELIA SMITH
(TUESDAYS
18-20 )

Love the name! The "Cooking with Psychedelia Smith" Show is another great show on K-FM.

Anything goes is what Gareth Williams says about the slot but expect mainly hip-hop, trip-hop or any thing that makes you bop.

To find out more you're gonna have to just listen. Catch the boys Gareth and Dave cooking up some fat ones every Tuesday 18-20.

AUDIOZOO
(WEDNESDAYS
18-20 )

Naj Modak-Dj, ECE Television.

You can tune in to `Audio Zoo' between 6 and 8 on a Wednesday evening starting 03/05/00 as I crank up the evening with loads of up to date tunes, news and reviews.

Audio Zoo's aim is to be an interactive on-air arena to share the music you want to listen to as well as becoming a place where you find out the latest goss!

Be a part of the zoo and e-mail me with details of any events that you know about, whether its music, motorsport, whatever! Share your stories, have you seen any good films or shows? Tell me about them.

What's the word of the week or the chat up line of the week?

Send all your info to naj.modak.music@dtn.ntl.com or call me on 07790 559 643

Also I will be filming the Krispfm breakfast show and the launch party on 05/05/00 to be broadcast on ECE Television, cable channel 7 at a later date.

THE BASEMENT
(THURSDAYS
18-20 )

Andrew Bunker's, The Basement show is just not to be missed.

Dry and wet humour at it's best. You won't care what music Mr. Bunker will be playing cos' it's not important.

Definitely one for the lads, The name The Basement is a ironic self wind up of Bunker's beloved Sheffield Wednesday who are currently one of the strongest teams in the Premiership - cos' they're holding every other team.

Hahahah. Don't miss it. No I'm being serious - Don't.

SKETCHING OUT
(TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS
20-22 )

The Sketching Out show is debuting this year on Krisp. The DJ's are Charlie Webb and Colin Reid.

Prepare to be sketched out as these two take you on a journey into ambient trance, progressive house and all other kinds of specialist types of deep underground dance music.

Listen out for references to Frank Zappa from Colin, the main man from Chorly. Not just a trippy music show Charlie will be addressing music scenes, politics and current affairs.

Being well travelled "ravers" as they are you must make sure to pay attention to the Sketching Out club guide. You'll might actually find that there actually are some clubs in the North .

DEEPER UNDERGROUND
TUESDAYS, THUSRDAYS & SATURDAYS
22-midnight )

I'm going Deeper Underground. No Jay Kay has not joined the Krisp crew, he did ask, but was refused on account of going out with "Sad Outen".

Two more debutantes are coming on board. Wayne "Monty Burns" Boothman is one of the baddest DJ's I've heard, this man eats, sleeps, breathes dub plates and Krisp is proud to have him aboard.

Wayne will also be partaking in the Launch Party "Battle of The DJ's" But he'll be slamming down tunes of all different types of choons every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday night from 22 -Midnight.

Mr B won't be stopping there, as resident Krisp fm DJ Wayne is hosting the new Krisp fm Student Night @ The Olde Musician.

Wayne is a lover of all dance music, can mix anything with a beat and hates Mel - C with a passion. Top boy!

Accompanying "Waynos" will be Nic Dacre (aka T-Fal) probably knackered from the breakfast show, but these two make a great team. The late time slot promises some explicit lyrics and avant-garde trax so beware - KRISPING!

NITE LIFE
MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS
22-midnight )

Any one who listened to last years "Flava In Ya Ear" with Lawrence and Chris will know that is was "quality."

Lawrence has moved on so Chris has got to hold the fort on his own. All the girls are reaching for the Kleenex as we speak, but worry not.

Even though Lawrence's sexy voice won't be with us this year, you've still got Chris. He'll be dropping all the latest in Garage and R&B just as before. The time slot is later so the gags will be that little more risqué.

The Nightlife show is ideal for those late listeners who just like to chill and listen to decent music. Catch Chris and special guests Monday, Wednesday and Fridays from 22-Midnight here on Krisp fm.